How to Speak to a Dill Weed Plant. Take the 7 Day Challenge

Karina Holosko and her Dill Weed Plant

How to speak to a Dill Weed Plant. Take The 7-day challenge

I am going to teach you how to speak to your dill weed plant and watch it grow over 1 foot in a week. And have fresh dill whenever you want!

First things first. Buy a dill weed plant. I would get two because they are very social and like to talk a lot.

Dill weed psychology.

Dill weeds feel very misunderstood and have a poor self-image. That’s mainly because people call them weeds and that hurts their feelings. So when you get your dell weed plants home put them on the window sill and name them immediately. Introduce them to one another repeating their names.

Dill weed plants are vain. So when you water them be sure to tell them how beautiful they are. And when you cut off a spring make sure you thank them and tell them how wonderful they made your salad.

In under 7 days your dill weed plant will grow and grow and left free will produce a very unusual flower.

Go forth and prosper.

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M.A., Society of Professional Journalists, National Writers Union, Animal Rights Activist, Survivor. Kick-Ass, sculptor

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Karina Holosko

M.A., Society of Professional Journalists, National Writers Union, Animal Rights Activist, Survivor. Kick-Ass, sculptor